NHL Valentine's! Some have NSFW text

"Nibby" (nibby68) 02/13/2017 at 12:00 • Filed to: None

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Ryan Getzlaf

Shane Doan

David Krejci

David Pastrnak

Jack Eichel... Refers to this recent quote by Sabres General Manager Tim Murray on Eichel: “He certainly won’t get his pee pee slapped by me for being a little more outspoken.”

Jeff Skinner

Johnny Gaudreau

Right winger and 3 time Stanley Cup winner Patrick Kane

Scott Darling

Calvin Pickard + Erik Johnson

Columbus Blue Jackets head coach John Tortorella (has stated he loves dogs more than people)

Kari Lehtonen

Henrik Zetterberg

Darnell Nurse

Roberto Luongo

Tyler Toffoli + Drew Doughty

Jared Spurgeon

Carey Price

Colin Wilson

Andy Greene + Ben Lovejoy

Thomas Hickey

Rick Nash

Erik Karlsson (proposed to his girlfriend with pizza + ring)

Wayne Simmonds

Hockey analyst Pierre McGuire

Olli Maatta

Vladimir Tarasenko

Brent Burns

Joe Thornton said he would whip his dick out on the ice if he ever scored 4 goals in a game. Also Jumbo is his nickname

Braden Point + Victor Hedman

Tyler Johnson + Nikita Kucherov

James van Riemsdyk + Zach Hyman

Alex Burrows

Alex Ovechkin

Dmitry Orlov

Connor Hellebuyck + Jacob Trouba + Chris Thorburn

Dustin Byfuglien

yamahog > Nibby 02/13/2017 at 12:03

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Unfortunately it doesn’t look like we’ll be streaking in Detroit this year :(

Nibby > yamahog 02/13/2017 at 12:20

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Yeah they don’t have enough talent and offense

Mazarin > Nibby 02/13/2017 at 18:51

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Yeah, so these are amazing. Making fun of playoff Ovi is an automatic +1.

Nibby > Mazarin 02/13/2017 at 20:56

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Thanks! Spent some time to make them

jimz > Nibby 02/14/2017 at 09:56

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don’t have time (or effort) to make one, but a topical one would be Gustav Nyquist saying “you won’t believe how high my stick goes.”

Nibby > jimz 02/14/2017 at 10:02

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that was a brilliant idea, thanks

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Nibby 02/14/2017 at 10:21

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crowmolly > Nibby 02/14/2017 at 14:02

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Nibby > crowmolly 02/15/2017 at 14:15

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Aha, Radko Gudas out of all players

crowmolly > Nibby 02/15/2017 at 14:16

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The Flyers did a bunch of these on their FB page yesterday.

Nibby > crowmolly 02/15/2017 at 14:17

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I bet you the players score more than the actual team does.

crowmolly > Nibby 02/15/2017 at 14:28

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I would not take that bet. Of course they do.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Nibby 02/15/2017 at 16:22

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Haven’t got through all of them yet, but no Lettin’ it in Lehtonen pun?